So, thanks to my very exciting recent experience of being featured on Freshly Pressed, I’ve got a bunch of new followers. Welcome, everyone! I’ll let you know how to dress and behave shortly, please note the rules of Fight Club state that we don’t talk about Fight Club, Kool Aid is over there but don’t drink it until I tell you…
(What do you mean, not those kind of followers?) Oh. Right. Let’s start over, then.
Welcome to Mummy Spits the Dummy! Thank you for visiting, reading, and commenting – you honestly have no idea how amazed I am that people who DON’T EVEN KNOW ME want to read my ramblings. I started these ramblings because I quit Facebook when it got creepy, and I needed another outlet. I’m rubbish at Twitter, what with the 140 character limit (incompatible with ‘ramblings’, you see). Instagram is for people who are better than me at taking photos and feel more comfortable with pictures of their children going out to the unknown world. Reddit is confusing to me, LinkedIn is quite formal, Google+ seems nice but also kind of a lonely wasteland. Pretty sure nobody would have me at Pinterest, given my culinary and crafting ability (or lack of ability as the case may be). So I started writing here, just under a year ago.
At first I was just sharing funny stories about my family and my inadequate life skills, like these:
The teppanyaki incident (which happens to be my Mum’s favourite. Thanks Mum).
The sad tale of the latte that wasn’t meant to be
But then I realised I had my very own soapbox/high horse, so started occasionally clambering aboard and spouting opinionated rants. It seems you guys like rants, based on how many of you enjoyed my ‘breastfeeding in public’ outburst. If that’s the case, you may also like these:
Why I’m sour on Similac’s so-called sisterhood
Heroic dad delivers baby. Mother was probably also there but we can’t be sure.
If you really support breastfeeding – keep your big ‘but’ to yourself
Or, if your taste runs more towards gentle self-mockery and joke parenting articles:
I was once a paragon of parenting. Then I had kids and ruined it.
Re: ‘Bouncing Baby Boy’ delivery
Ten reasons why a sensible person would buy a dog instead of having a baby.
And just so you know, for reasons I can’t quite fathom, my most popular post to date remains this extremely silly one:
Hungover with kids (Or, Please Please Just Kill Me Now).
So, welcome! Take a look around. Please tell me what you think, contribute to the discussion, leave your mark. It means the world to me as a writer (there, I said it) and as a person to have you along.
Oh, and one more thing. Because I’m not on Facebook anymore, I don’t have a direct conduit into that goldmine of potential readers – except via YOU. If you like something I’ve written, please PLEASE share it with your friends. (If you hate it, share it with your enemies!) You are my social network moles, each and every one of you!! Now go forth, my minions, and share the love!
Hanging out for more funny stories about the kids. XX
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They used to be such a reliable source of material. Now that we have to fit work and school in, there seems to be the same amount of mania but significantly less hilarity somehow. Will need to attend to that… 🙂
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Love your Writing!! I like to see the humor in raising my own babies and it is nice to read about a mom with a similar thought process as mine. Your ramblings are a great way to start off my morning!
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Thanks! Lovely to have you along!
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Not the first time, and I doubt it will be the last I have been called a minion lol
Glad to be one of your minions
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Glad to have you aboard! Hey, thanks for linking to me in your post the other day – the highest form of praise as far as I’m concerned. So gratifying to hear that my nonsense resonates with people! 🙂
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It was my pleasure, and I wouldn’t call it nonsense. It is writing like yours that will make a brand new parent realise they are not alone. So definitely worth sharing xx
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Reblogged this on mycrazykid and commented:
Love this! Very funny and clever!
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