https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2016/07/15/no-not-pregnant-but-thanks-for-asking-said-no-woman-ever/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/jennifer-aniston-baby-bump-pregnant-intouch.jpgjennifer-aniston-baby-bump-pregnant-intouch2016-09-03T04:18:20+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/10/02/the-zombie-apocolypse-is-upon-us-and-it-started-with-this-spider/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-20141001_141718.jpgwpid-20141001_141718.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-20141001_141640.jpgwpid-20141001_141640.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-20141001_141356.jpgwpid-20141001_141356.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-20141001_140335.jpgwpid-20141001_140335.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-lauraspider.jpgwpid-lauraspider.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wpid-20141001_135512.jpgwpid-20141001_135512.jpg2016-03-19T12:43:05+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2016/01/26/breastfeeding-welcome-here-as-long-as-we-dont-have-to-see-it-ick/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/aveiro_march_2012-21a.jpgAveiro_March_2012-21aNo consideration given to other diners. Disgusting!2016-07-23T00:34:39+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/03/29/hungover-with-kids-or-please-please-just-kill-me-now/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hungover-with-kids.jpgHungover with kidshttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150329_165744.jpg20150329_165744Excruciatingly detailed instructions, which failed to mention where to find the baby monitor or how to work it. But they survived.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130721005937078497.pngAviary Photo_130721005937078497The forbidden slot car track, complete with legions of fans who have gathered to watch the big race.2016-01-01T04:36:26+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/12/20/pro-tips-for-rookie-parents-or-how-not-to-mess-it-up-the-way-i-did/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pro-tips-for.jpgPro Tips forhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/101519267521266631.jpg10151926752126663[1]Turns out she was just lulling me into a false sense of security.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/picmonkey-collage.jpgPicMonkey CollageA quick reference guide for beginners.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/weetbix-cement-mix.jpgweetbix cement mixhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/wpid-20140813_111648.jpgwpid-20140813_111648.jpgThe Devil's Fruit. Incidentally, they do not make good drumsticks.2015-12-22T22:45:48+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/12/22/the-crayon-is-mightier-than-the-sword-christmas-2015-edition/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stories.jpgSTORIEShttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_120658.jpg20151222_120658https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_1208582.jpg20151222_120858https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_1208582.jpg20151222_120858https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_1208581.jpg20151222_120858https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_120858.jpg20151222_120858https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_1207571.jpg20151222_120757https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/20151222_120757.jpg20151222_1207572016-01-06T04:40:14+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/new-here-read-this/2015-11-20T11:35:40+00:00weekly0.6https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/11/20/that-time-i-tried-and-failed-to-grab-a-coffee-like-a-normal-person/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/coffee.jpgCoffee2015-12-07T09:33:34+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/11/13/six-ways-my-robovac-is-exactly-like-my-toddler/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/101512321689216631.jpg10151232168921663[1]This is just one example of what happens when you leave a toddler unsupervised for three minutes2015-11-14T09:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/08/21/you-only-get-away-with-this-stuff-because-youre-a-kid-kids/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tech-selfie-smartphone.jpgtech-selfie-smartphonehttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/funny_pictures_my-dad-has-officially-dubbed-the-new-selfie-sticks-popping-up-everywhere-as_602.jpegFunny_Pictures_my-dad-has-officially-dubbed-the-new-selfie-sticks-popping-up-everywhere-as_602Never!https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mirror2.jpgmirror2Excuse me? Private moment here.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mirror1.jpgmirror1https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img848.jpgIMG848.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aviary-photo_1307477961335495181.pngAviary Photo_130747796133549518https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/aviary-photo_130747796133549518.pngAviary Photo_130747796133549518Yes. Yes, she did.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dontargue.jpgMy husband has always called this move the 'Don't Argue'. It was only while searching for images that I found out it was an early 20th century Canadian/Australian tobacco slogan. The things you learn...2015-10-29T11:03:45+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/10/21/hooray-again/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/rookie-misrtakes-large.jpgRookie-Misrtakes-Largehttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wpid-20140814_153047.jpgwpid-20140814_153047.jpgExtreeeeme! Controversial! Arrrgh!!2015-11-01T11:14:17+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/10/20/toilet-training-humour/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/img073.jpgIMG073Might be time to dust off this bad boy...https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/flushing-meadows.pngflushing meadows2015-10-26T13:33:47+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/07/22/did-i-say-in-sickness-and-in-health-because-i-really-should-have-just-said-in-health/2015-10-20T12:32:08+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/09/16/i-hate-thomas-the-tank-engine/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/20140906_122742.jpg20140906_122742See the kid on the box? If you look closely, you'll see he's not really smiling. He's gritting his teeth with rage and is reaching out to grab and throw Thomas across the room.2015-10-20T12:31:48+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/10/26/heroic-dad-delivers-baby-mother-was-probably-also-there-but-we-cant-be-sure/2015-10-20T12:31:30+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/02/01/why-im-sour-on-similacs-so-called-sisterhood/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-8.pngScreenshot (8)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-7.pngScreenshot (7)And one more thing...https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-6.pngScreenshot (6)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-5.pngScreenshot (5)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-4.pngScreenshot (4)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-3.pngScreenshot (3)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screenshot-2.pngScreenshot (2)2016-06-17T22:42:37+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/03/25/if-you-really-support-breastfeeding-keep-your-big-but-to-yourself/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/r-mary-breastfeeding-jesus-large570.jpgr-MARY-BREASTFEEDING-JESUS-large570No consideration given to other diners. Disgusting!https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/funny-cow-feeding-baby-comic1.jpgfunny-cow-feeding-baby-comic1https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130717542947358421.pngAviary Photo_1307175429473584212015-10-20T12:30:59+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/06/03/your-arguments-against-breastfeeding-in-public-they-are-invalid/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/enhanced-32750-1391391832-2.jpgenhanced-32750-1391391832-2https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture10.pngCapture10https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/enhanced-31888-1391392673-2.jpgenhanced-31888-1391392673-2https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture16.pngCapture16https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture15.pngCapture15https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture14.pngCapture14https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture9.pngCapture9https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture8.pngCapture8https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture7.pngCapture7https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture13.pngCapture132015-10-20T12:30:42+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/07/31/intolerant-intolerable-insufferable/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/double-stuf-oreos.jpgSONY DSCWhat IS in them? You don't want to know.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/51320141904138.jpg51320141904138Hmm?https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/20150727_1154051.jpg20150727_115405[1]Finally, gluten-free milk! No, wait...https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/20150727_1153441.jpg20150727_115344[1]They're milk, but not as you know it.2015-10-20T12:30:14+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/10/18/reasons-why-a-sensible-person-would-buy-a-dog-instead-of-having-a-baby/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dsc00125.jpgDSC00125Seriously, parents. What were you thinking?https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/20141015_145956.jpg20141015_145956https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/20141015_145934.jpg20141015_145934Yes, eyebrows.2015-12-10T16:20:36+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/07/24/the-perfectly-imperfect-parents-club-im-now-a-card-carrying-member/2015-10-10T10:37:28+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/09/25/look-outside-mummy-i-wrote-you-a-special-message/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wpid-20150925_132051.jpgwpid-20150925_132051.jpg2015-10-10T10:36:29+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/04/20/dear-sister-veronica-thank-you-and-were-sorry/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/buddy_christ.jpgBuddy_christ2015-10-10T10:05:39+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/10/03/baking-atrocities-a-retrospective/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crater.jpgcrater'Oh, that? That was from the cake incident of 1993'.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/v-scrolls-2.jpgV scrolls 2https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/vegemitescrolls.jpgvegemitescrollshttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/spices.jpgspiceshttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mouldybananabread.jpgmouldybananabreadhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/gingerbread.jpggingerbreadhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/frenchtoast.jpgfrenchtoasthttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/teacake.jpgteacakeSpoiler: Ours didn't look like this.2015-10-07T06:57:45+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/09/18/crisis-alert-out-of-control-parents-smuggling-vegetables-into-kids-food-via-mockmom-com/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/5aday_spinach.jpg2015-09-20T14:40:12+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/07/11/fun-with-kids-posting-mail/2015-08-28T20:06:53+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/06/17/a-fractured-tale-lessons-i-learned-this-week/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/aviary-photo_130790666598398134.pngAviary Photo_130790666598398134Case in point: He woke up with a bunch of stickers and this bravery certificate on his bed. These little things make a huge difference. Bravo!https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/legoemmet.jpglegoemmetSeriously, Mum. Enough with the hair-stroking already.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20150616_084025.jpg20150616_084025Bam! Got your attention, slacker?2015-07-31T12:50:34+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/06/23/and-my-sons-spiritual-advisor-is/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sunrise_over_the_sea.jpgSunrise_over_the_seahttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/aviary-photo_130803655947910229.pngAviary Photo_130803655947910229"And what would you like from Santa this year, kids?" "Oo! Oo! Answers to our existential dilemmas please, Santa!"2015-07-31T12:49:49+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/06/19/new-here-read-this/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/aviary-photo_130791851299778300.pngAviary Photo_130791851299778300https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/capture01.pngCapture012015-07-24T02:12:34+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/09/29/re-bouncing-baby-boy-delivery/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sleep1.jpgsleep1This? False advertising.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/p1010860.jpgP10108602015-07-08T10:37:55+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/05/17/countdown-to-girls-weekend/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/10660231_823958347699954_4729749735230205905_n.jpg10660231_823958347699954_4729749735230205905_nThat's my local shopping centre. The escalator leads down to the carpark.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dirty-dancing-movie-gifs.jpgDirty-Dancing-Movie-GIFsNobody puts Baby in the corner. Unless she's covered in blisters and snot, in which case get her out of here.2015-06-10T23:23:21+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/05/08/mummy-has-a-facelift/2015-05-08T10:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/04/12/pyjamas-are-the-new-skinny-jeans-my-friends/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bananas.jpgBananashttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20150412_084519.jpg20150412_084519Pyjamas. One day we'll all wear them 24/7, if this revolution pans out.2015-04-14T07:12:09+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/04/04/fun-with-kids-posting-mail-2/2015-04-06T01:58:43+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/03/29/the-crayon-is-mightier-than-the-sword-part-iii-or-whatever-installment-i-was-up-to/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wpid-20150329_130617.jpgwpid-20150329_130617.jpghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wpid-2015-03-29-13-52-15-1-jpg.jpegwpid-2015-03-29-13.52.15-1.jpg.jpeghttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wpid-20150329_131131.jpgwpid-20150329_131131.jpgI'm THIS excited!2015-04-13T02:43:12+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/03/15/dos-and-donts-of-travel-with-small-humans/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130708910889363243.pngAviary Photo_130708910889363243https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130708910547331311.pngAviary Photo_130708910547331311Never was a parcel more anxiously anticipated. Never were more creative lies told about how a stuffed animal traveled from A to B.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130708909470454233.pngAviary Photo_130708909470454233Don't. Forget. Monkey.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130708908950609442.pngAviary Photo_130708908950609442https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130708905860290895.pngAviary Photo_130708905860290895Now I know how Janet felt.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/janetjackson.jpgjanetjacksonhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130701174790940172.pngAviary Photo_130701174790940172That's just over seven hours of flying time, in case you're interested. How hard can it be?https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130701174240755204.pngAviary Photo_130701174240755204https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130701172532423809.pngAviary Photo_130701172532423809Welcome to Brisbane. Some family members will be more refreshed than others after immigration has chewed you up and spat you out.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aviary-photo_130701171838811248.pngAviary Photo_130701171838811248My face is cropped out of this photo for good reason...2015-08-10T07:13:57+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/02/27/goose-pox/2015-02-27T06:03:44+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/about/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/aviary-photo_130694830395998609.pngAviary Photo_130694830395998609https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_8410.jpgIMG_84102015-04-23T03:08:05+00:00weekly0.6https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/02/22/the-robot-slave/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690527282229487.pngAviary Photo_130690527282229487https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690774511997253.pngAviary Photo_130690774511997253Exhibit D.https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690771442984849.pngAviary Photo_130690771442984849https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690770842443110-e1447386502544.pngAviary Photo_130690770842443110https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690767921548552.pngAviary Photo_130690767921548552Exhibit Dhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690759444956907.pngAviary Photo_130690759444956907https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aviary-photo_130690757454258533.pngAviary Photo_1306907574542585332015-02-23T19:58:12+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2015/01/08/a-horrific-misunderstanding/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wpid-wp-1420639124414.gifwpid-wp-1420639124414.gifhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wpid-wp-1420639893295.pngwpid-wp-1420639893295.png2015-02-22T22:01:46+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/12/11/how-to-be-a-toddler-fashionista/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img832-2.jpgIMG832 (2)You're a drool-soaked sun-goddess in this breezy summer ensemble!https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/img813-2.jpgIMG813 (2)https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gibbon_pileated_jup.jpggibbon_pileated_jup2014-12-16T14:56:31+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/11/12/we-are-experiencing-some-technical-difficulties-please-hold/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crackediphone.jpgcrackediphoneOops. (Image: photobucket.com)2014-11-14T04:08:55+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/11/07/how-to-be-a-perfect-parent-the-20-step-method/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/photo-on-02-11-2014-at-08-35-2.jpgAbby Boid2014-11-07T21:33:52+00:00monthlyhttps://mummyspitsthedummy.com/2014/10/30/and-so-the-child-remains-stubbornly-pre-verbal/https://mummyspitsthedummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/img_20141030_133216.jpgIMG_20141030_133216What does a tiger say? Nguck! Nguck! 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